• If i could sell my twitter name i’d probably give it up. I think i’m no good at social media. Wonder how many bots will add of for this #
• Wow, skipping 4.5 days of twitter only lead to missing 807 tweets. If only my brand new ipod touch hadn’t white screened #
• Why fixoutlook? Wouldn’t be better to just ask google to make a desktop mail app?? #
• I heart kickball. Menace to Sobriety 1-1. Not a bad start for a random team that was thrown together!! #
• Loving the 3 day work week #
• http://bit.ly/GLGhT
  Vysocka Promises Challenge. Blog Post under Dameo in the super athlete challenge. #sports #
• Oh i’m gonna be sore tomorrow. I love the gym. #
• To the king of pop. You were crazy of a freaking loon, but you were still the man. RIP #
• It’s friday of a 3 day work week before a 4 day work week before 9 days off of work!! #
• http://tinyurl.com/l9ox3d Microsofty proves they don’t care what people think. If you don’t use their products you can go to hell! #
• Am I a bad person for not feeling a personal loss @ the death of people I never knew. Sure they entertained me, but should I be mourningg? #
• WTF @8ball_ So now whenever you ask a question some stupid bot is going to @ reply you (question mark) #
• I’m beginning to loathe my toilet #
• Transformers was great! Jamie had some issues staying awake, but still great #
• Does anyone really take Perez hilton seriously? He’s such a joke. #
• Finally done yard work. #

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• Caved in and bought a Macbook for our 2nd computer. It’ll primarily be the wife’s, but clearly all new toys will be properly played with! #
• I sort of feel like a traitor #
• And Monday rears it’s ugly head again. I wonder what kind of shenanigans this week will entail? #
• Whoo hoo! Going to bed before the next day starts!! #
• Hmmm…clearly I should remember to ingest food before caffeine #
• Oh thank goodness it’s raining, it’s been at least 6 hours and was beginning to dry off #
• What is that? I think I see the, yeah it’s the sun. Well Hai there! #
• Tough week for hip hop on SYTYCD #
• Oh stupid me! Forgot to change the cookie settings away from the dev server to the live server. #FALE #
• Calling the wife to wish a happy 25th then to bed with me! #
• As much as I wish I could make his salary I am not DeAngelo Hall(@dhall23) #
• Playing with the new iPod #
• Start(traffic) #
• Stepped out of the shower to the smell of mom’s blueberry muffins. This is a great start to the day #
• Hmmm not loving the weather #

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• Oh #Monday. You are a jerk. #
• FML #
• sean kingston is not a show i’d ever pay to see after watching sytycd #
• Is definitely ready for the weekend, but is still don’t have a partner for this weekend’s #volleyball tourni. Need to think of a plan B. #
• Sweet goodness it’s finally Friday!!! #
• TGIF so the racist corndog will leave me alone so I can watch Game 7 with Letterman #

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• Stop being slow #google #facebook should never load faster than you do, ever! #
• To be specific I mean anything buy the #google search engine #
• Stupid! There’s a #javascript error stopping the cool verstion of #gmail from loading in #firefox #
• Can’t believe I only packed 1 Oatmeal cream pie, what a rookie move #
• Starting the day pitching a few dozen balls is a good thing #golf #
• I’m diggin Ida Maria’s #music right now. It’s pretty cool stuff #
• I wish someone would let jordin sparks record a song that showcased her talent #
• Does anyone in #NC need a #lifecoach? I think I would be awesome at that. #
• Why is it so hard to find a 36 * 38 pant but 44 * 30 are as common as squirrels? #Bigandtall #
• You must go see the hangover immediately #

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• Where did this rain come from? Excited to see what goes down in the Cuse/Cornell #lacrosse finals tomorrow! #
• Orson Scott Card is a literary genius #
• Remember parker lewis can’t lose. I would love to be able to call time out #
• RT @LaxAllStars: An Indecent Proposal for College #Lacrosse” http://bit.ly/EBRNe - I commented @UMichLacrosse @BYULax @gatorlacrosse #
• RT @smegatron: I’m sick of my last name. New Contest: Give Sunshine Megatron a new last name & win $1000(RT & win $2500) #
• And the weekend has arrived!! Schwiing! #

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• RT @smegatron: Tell me your favourite luncheon meat for your chance to win 5lbs of bacon. RT this for a chance to win 10lbs #
• Why is there no easy way to make the cents symbol on a keyboard? How did that one get left out in the planning? #
• RT @thefoggymonocle: http://bit.ly/KIEY3 Hard logic to argue with #
• I am exiling myself from the office!! Away with me!! Avast! #
• Does anyone else Miss UVA’s Dom Starsia’s mustache? #lacrosse #
• #followfriday @smegatron @phpc @smashingmag @inside_lacrosse @Kharri18 @jason_mraz @greggrunberg #
• What better way to kick off the weekend than mowtown philly #
• Getting my chores done before the #lacrosse final four today #
• uniforms to duke #lacrosse #
• Check helmets to cuse with the last name on the back #
• The Virginia WaWhos? Wow unexpected results today #

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• I get very annoyed when the guy who was in this position before me uses “SELECT DISTINCT *” in is #mysql queries when searching by a PrimKey #
• Is anyone from the #charlotte area going to the providence/wakefield #lacrosse game tomorrow that would be willing to tweet the game? #
• I abhor impromtu meetings #
• Wow, I have managed to somehow get #pandora to play gangsta’s paradise! Pandora has been like my freshman dorm room for the last few days #
• RT @smashingmag: Laptop Stickers Giveaway: Retweet this msg to win a cool laptop sticker http://is.gd/zh1n - Thank you, SM readers! #
• I slept for 8 hours for the first time in ages, I don’t understand what to do with all the natural energy, so I I’ll just sit @ my desk #
• Wow Salisbury #lacrosse bumped in the quarter finals by Stevenson 11-9. Way to go Stangs and Coach Cantebene!! #
• Good day for #mybrute http://zeebrah.mybrute.com/ 3/3 #
• Stop Replay-All abuse! #stopReplyAll #
• It’s so easy to laugh at other people’s debauchery! Thank you @textsfromlastnight and @thefoggymonocle #
• Saturday tv is horrible #

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• In a #highschool #sports tournament that isn’t inclusive, shouldn’t everyone that’s included at least have a record of .500 or better? #
• RT @Maggianos: @Maggianos will grant a Make-A-Wish child’s wish if they reach 7500 followers by 5/31 #
• I think you may see Hop upset, and ND might get “upset” as well, Carolina too. Maybe even Cornell too. Could be a very interesting 1st rd #
• Last practice/meeting of the season…boo #
• Yea I’m pretty sure I have the best wife ever…Filet, Crab Legs, and a Potato for my birthday dinner…FTFW!!! #
• Meeting about coaching a travel #lacrosse team #
• I need to start going to the movies more often. #
• Reverse Co-ed #volleyball tournament all day! #

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